I was watching Beck’s show the other night (barely) and he pimped this web address at the end of his show, promising it as a “page out of history” and making it out to be some amazing, epic event. Turns out it’s just a rally on the Lincoln Memorial steps with Sarah Palin. This will only be historic if anyone shows up to protest this entire thing (which they should) and a civil war breaks out. I think that would kill the Teaparty. Well, maybe not… they’ve got guns.
“It’s been well documented that this President seems to have a special ability to attract flies, rodents and bees. We’ve all seen the creepy footage of the President not even flinching as a fly lands on his face.”
“Every mention of Eric Holder and Joe Biden came with a steady stream of boos and yells, references for voting for O’Reilly’s shoe over President Obama in 2012 was met with applause and cheers.
STU: I’d vote for O’Reilly’s shoe.
PAT: I would absolutely.
GLENN: Over Barack Obama?
PAT: Yes. The shoe wins every time.
GLENN: Absolutely.
PAT: The shoe.
GLENN: Yeah. The shoe could come right off of a bomber of an airplane and I’d consider it. I probably wouldn’t buy it but I’d consider it. I’d be like… was it just the wearer that was involved with extremist Islam, or was it the shoe? I don’t understand the shoe. Maybe we should get to know the shoe a little bit better. Maybe we did something to piss the shoe off. I don’t know.
PAT: We should look back into his manufacturing days.
GLENN: Right.
PAT: How was he manufactured? We don’t know about the shoe.
GLENN: We don’t.
STU: Manufactured in China.”
cool story bros, and in other news if I wore this shirt around Williamsburg I think I’d either get stabbed or guffawed, maybe both
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“GLENN: Hey, could somebody do me a favor? Does anybody have time to find out anything they can on that meeting between Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama? Remember when they went over and like, hey, Vlad, how you doing? “Good, I’m very good.” And they got together and they spoke for about an hour, which was I think longer than that you had they were scheduled to speak for. And it was closed doors. It was just the two of them. And Putin came out and when they were asked, you know, what did they talk about, the White House responded that Vladimir Putin was just helping Barack Obama with the real history of the Cold War.
PAT: I’ll bet he was.
GLENN: I’ll bet he was. I’ll bet he was. Well, he may not need to because Howard Zinn was a good friend of Barack Obama’s mentor and Howie is, of course, a communist or was a communist. Frank was a communist. And Barack Obama has none of those tendencies.
PAT: None. Nothing.
GLENN: Nothing like that.
PAT: Nothing in common with those guys.
GLENN: Nothing, nothing.
PAT: Well, you know, other than hanging out with Marxist professors in college and, you know, a Marxist pastor for 20 years. Nothing else in common with him.
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